I love nerd jokes. I was having a serious moment in front of my computer when a Google chat window popped up from a friend (who asked to remain anonymous – presumably because of his nerd shyness) with the following joke:
Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over.
The cop says “Sir, do you have any idea how fast your were going?”
Heisenberg says “No, but i know exactly where i am.”
You can now return to your regularly scheduled programming.