My partner Ryan pointed me to Mark Morford’s incredible review of the new MacBook Pro on SFGate .  Actually – in Mark’s words – it’s not really a MacBook Pro – it’s a “brand new lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don’t Stop Oh My God Yes.”  Um, yeah – that’s not exactly how I felt when I got my new Levono T60 with Vista on it the other day.  At least mine works, compared to Ryan’s.