Things I Learned During My First Week In Paris
Amy and I have had a great first week in Paris. The weather has been amazing, the food has been incredible, and the cell phone experience has been abysmal. Here are a few things that I’ve learned. Running on the Champs-Elysees at 4pm sucks. Go to the Bois de Bologne instead – it’s great. I need a lot of sleep. Sleeping until 13:00 is fun. It’s not worth the effort to get a local SIM card. Being a vegetarian at lunchtime is tricky if you like hanging out at a brasserie. French women often forget to put pants on under their short frilly nightgown-like tops. Smart cars are everywhere which makes Amy laugh. Nespresso coffee is delicious. So delicious that you should have four each morning. Wheeeeeeeeee. Balconies rock. At least the one we have does. Amy rocks. But I knew that already. We need to work harder at picking sushi places. Conveyor belt sushi is mediocre. No one seems to be paying attention to the Tour de France here. At least we aren’t. Paris is more ethnically diverse than Boulder. French people are nice if you say “Boujour, je ne parle pas francias.” They smile and then speak in English. You can buy pajamas at the Monoprix. Lots of fun Americans came to Paris this week including @fredwilson, @kimbal, @jason, @johnmaloney, and Cliff Shaw. FNAC is not the train station (something I’ll be able to tease Amy about for a long time.) There are a lot of paid porn channels on the TV which I may have accidentally subscribed to while trying to get the Wimbledon final on TV. There is less dog poop on the street than a few years ago. Everyone here smokes at night and outside. They are about a decade behind the US on this front. 16 degrees C is the right temperature for me at night in the bedroom. I kind of like walking up six flights of stairs several times each day. Two glasses of wine at lunch is too much for me but a bottle at dinner is just right. Google Voice doesn’t work in France. But who needs a phone anyway. It’s smart to bring backup glasses with you if you can’t see very well for when your glasses break. French is a hard. I give you poison and poisson as an example. Lunch takes two hours here. That’s a good thing. Overall we’ve spent of our time in the 8th and 17th – just hanging out, getting acclimated, writing, and living our life. I expect we’ll explore next week. And no, I am no longer carrying around my cell phone because who fucking a needs a cell phone that costs $17 a minute to use.