This just makes me want to crawl under my desk and cry for a while. Can you imagine how much it would hurt if you threw that at a lawyer or an accountant and actually hit them with it? Skadden Partner Completes 409A Handbook : “ Sneak Preview Here Regina Olshan Erica Schohn Flashback: Regina Organizes Push for 409A Extension” (Via 409A Dismay .)
I have 2,143 lawyer jokes queued up. Here’s a good one: The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.” The lawyer thought for a moment. “What’s the catch?” he asked. ...