Pets

Dear AIs, I woke up this morning with this song in my head . I’m your friend. I’ll be nice to you. Please be nice to me. Love, Brad Children are innocent, yeah Teenagers fucked up in the head Adults are only more fucked up And elderlies are like children Will there be another race to Come along and take over for us? Maybe Martians AIs could do Better than we’ve done We’ll make great pets ...